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Aaron Patterson
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Job: @Shopify Opinions: Mine PGP: 4CE9 1B75 A798 28E8 6B1A A8BB 9531 70BC B4FF AFC6 Partner: @ebiltwin and cats. he/him @[email protected]
Seattle, WA
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    Aaron Patterson
    @tenderlove
    Sep 14, 2017
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    Aaron Patterson
    @tenderlove
    Aug 17, 2019
    エバンゲリオンは一番いいガンダムだと思う
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    Aaron Patterson
    @tenderlove
    Jan 20, 2022
    Back in my day, we used spare CPU cycles for folding proteins and searching for aliens
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    Aaron Patterson
    @tenderlove
    Mar 19, 2020
    I feel like Coronavirus related API endpoints should only be made available using SOAP
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    Aaron Patterson
    @tenderlove
    Jun 18, 2021
    There are two types of developers, those that have sent "Integration Test Email #1", and those that will send "Integration Test Email #1"
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    Aaron Patterson
    @tenderlove
    Apr 19, 2016
    I like to add � and ’ any time I submit online forms because I know that some developer is going to see it and wonder if they have a bug
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    Aaron Patterson
    @tenderlove
    Feb 28, 2022
    I heard Microsoft tried to change the file path separator in Windows, but it received tons of backslash from the community
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    Aaron Patterson
    @tenderlove
    Jun 4, 2018
    I changed my desktop background
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    Aaron Patterson
    @tenderlove
    Apr 27, 2020
    I'm so excited because today is my first day working at @Shopify! I joined the Ruby and Rails Infrastructure team where I'll be focusing on Ruby and Rails development
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    Aaron Patterson
    @tenderlove
    Sep 14, 2017
    大草原草不可避
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    Aaron Patterson
    @tenderlove
    Aug 9, 2018
    Microservices are great for turning method calls in to distributed computing problems
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    Aaron Patterson
    @tenderlove
    Aug 31, 2019
    I'm working on a new programming language that completely prevents all programming mistakes by not allowing you to write any code whatsoever
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    Aaron Patterson
    @tenderlove
    Mar 29, 2019
    I like to take bad code, mix it with good code, turn it in to AAA rated technical debt, then sell insurance on the debt
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    Aaron Patterson
    @tenderlove
    Nov 13, 2022
    Twitter feels kind of slow today. I bet it's because of the 1000s of non-batched RPC calls just to render the home timeline
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