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LOS ANGELES !! FREE COMEDY SHOW TONIGHT
i will be doing jokes i wrote for hannah berner that are actually funny
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ashley ray
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ashley ray
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- “i was nothing three years ago” baby you were 12
- “marrying late” and she’s just 33selena gomez wedding is the prime example of marrying late is better than marrying the wrong person..!
- i’m dua lipa i’m always on vacation and have a perfect meet cute story girl fuck you
- every time i see this kid im like, he deserves good things cuz his mom was the best airbnb guest i ever hadThis Post is from a suspended account. Learn more
- no officer i am an fbi informant tasked with smoking this weed
- you can tell who was young enough to get mass shooter training in school and who wasn’tBreaking: Video shows an individual running on a nearby rooftop after Charlie Kirk assassination.
- excuse me‘Modern Family’ star Eric Stonestreet marries longtime girlfriend Lindsay Schweitzer trib.al/9rGXerB
- no it doesn't, theyre just going to a place that's not pornhub and isn't asking them to verify idAn awkward reality is that prohibition works.
- thinking about the time i was 15 and convinced my bestie to go to chicago for lollapalooza and warped tour but we told our parents we were having sleepovers and when they found out we lied they were like, no stay. this will be your last time outside for awhile
- my dad died in 2005 and i just got a call today saying id get $5000 from his estate (they sold his house)"Millennials and Gen Z are expecting an average inheritance of $106,000 per person," per FORTUNE
- i think charli would say that to her face sober"I heard you call me ‘Boring Barbie’ when the coke's got you brave" – Taylor Swift dissing Charli xcx on “Actually Romantic” on "The Life Of A Showgirl".
- when a documentary starts with an old white person going "we're a small town, we didn't lock our doors at night" oh we're gonna find out what made them start
- just buy secondhand leather. just buy secondhand. any piece of clothing you could want has already been madecalling plastic “vegan leather” has gotta be one of the most successful greenwashing campaigns of all time
