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The Ball Is Orange
@theballisorange
Let’s get these jokes off.
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    The Ball Is Orange
    @theballisorange
    Jan 17, 2025
    William Henry Harrison rn
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    NewsWire
    @NewsWire_US
    Jan 17, 2025
    TRUMP INAUGURATION TO BE MOVED INDOORS DUE TO COLD - CNN
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    The Ball Is Orange
    @theballisorange
    Jun 18, 2024
    Hoopers taking the city back from those fuckin colonizers one park at a time 🏀
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    The Ball Is Orange
    @theballisorange
    Feb 13, 2024
    Dude fumbled her and she immediately went on the greatest heater we’ve maybe ever seen. Most successful world tour of all time, Time Person of the Year, became a billionaire, broke a Grammy record and her new boyfriend who could easily beat him up won the Super Bowl. DAMN.
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    Pop Base
    @PopBase
    Apr 8, 2023
    Taylor Swift and Joe Alwyn have broken up after six years together, ET reports.
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    The Ball Is Orange
    @theballisorange
    Jul 4, 2024
    I wanna underage drink in there so badly
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    Midwest Antiquarian
    @Eric_Erins
    Jul 4, 2024
    The Zoomers are romanticizing pre recession suburban tuscan-core on TikTok
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    The Ball Is Orange
    @theballisorange
    Jan 9, 2025
    8 natty lights deep playing Xbox and yelling bad sports takes with 4-8 other dudes and absolutely zero women having the time of our lives
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    Midwest vs. The Rest
    @midwestern_ope
    Jan 9, 2025
    A finished Midwestern basement
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    The Ball Is Orange
    @theballisorange
    Dec 29, 2024
    I showed this to my wife and she said “you get to show me 3 more pop tart bowl things and then that’s it”
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    Steve Helwick
    @s_helwick
    Dec 29, 2024
    The corpse of Frosted Strawberry watches the Pop-Tarts Bowl trophy ceremony/the sacrifice of Frosted Cinnamon Roll from an empty upper deck
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    The Ball Is Orange
    @theballisorange
    Aug 20, 2024
    Happy anniversary to this disaster
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    The Ball Is Orange
    @theballisorange
    Nov 1, 2024
    This has evolved into a multigenerational group of neighborhood dudes aged 23-51. We work out in the morning and once a month have a group dinner at the 51 year old’s restaurant. This is all v wholesome. We’re gonna ride citibikes in the park later today.
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    The Ball Is Orange
    @theballisorange
    Dec 4, 2024
    Seeing the United Healthcare CEO get shot made me realize I treated you as deductible when I should have put a premium on you to fully cover the preexisting conditions of our relationship. No need to reply, I know this is out of pocket and open enrollment for your heart has ended
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    The Ball Is Orange
    @theballisorange
    Sep 18, 2024
    Conference realignment is out of control
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    The Ball Is Orange
    @theballisorange
    Jan 10, 2025
    Lotta sad stuff going on in America right now, it’s really nice to see some good news for once
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    ESPN
    @espn
    Jan 10, 2025
    Breaking: Deshaun Watson tore his achilles again and underwent surgery Thursday. His status for the 2025 season is now in jeopardy, sources told @AdamSchefter. Watson tore his right Achilles tendon Oct. 20, marking the second straight year his season ended because of injury.
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    The Ball Is Orange
    @theballisorange
    Aug 31, 2022
    Every NFL GM when a running back turns 26
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    The Ball Is Orange
    @theballisorange
    Feb 11, 2025
    Excellent for looking the other way
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    Message Board Geniuses
    @BoardGeniuses
    Feb 11, 2025
    For anyone interested.
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    The Ball Is Orange
    @theballisorange
    Sep 10, 2025
    It should not be this easy to accidentally watch a guy get shot in the neck and probably die
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