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Dimitri
@thedimitri
apollonian mind, dionysian spirit, reluctant romantic.
Manhattan, NY
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    Dimitri
    @thedimitri
    Jul 5, 2025
    Girls telling other girls to cut their hair is sabotage disguised as support. What is the male equivalent of this?
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    Jul 4, 2025
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    Dimitri
    @thedimitri
    Feb 25, 2025
    Recently visited my friend's place (she's a former bisexual), and I was SO impressed by her art, rugs, and knife block set! Really excited to have made a new friend with such great taste!
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    Dimitri
    @thedimitri
    Oct 8, 2025
    Why didn’t anyone tell me 50mg was too much? She’s dead, man. She’s fucking dead. It was like a fire hose. It wouldn't stop. The coroner called it death by drowning. I'm going to fucking jail, man.
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    Dimitri
    @thedimitri
    Oct 7, 2025
    Finally trying this stuff out. DMs open
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    Dimitri
    @thedimitri
    Apr 19, 2025
    all a man really needs in this life is a beautiful mid to call his own
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    Brunettes
    @brunettebmbs
    Apr 18, 2025
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    Dimitri
    @thedimitri
    Feb 21, 2025
    Why does every single Indian uber driver talk quielty to some mfer the whole ride home
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    Dimitri
    @thedimitri
    Nov 6, 2025
    that one friend who means well but is a little retarded
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    a woman
    @TouchOfAWoman
    Nov 3, 2025
    Replying to @T_Marie60
    Rape is a spectrum
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    Dimitri
    @thedimitri
    Jul 11, 2025
    If you're still insecure about your girl's body count, there's a trick to get the real number. When the topic comes up, act super sex-positive. “Don’t worry babe, I actually *prefer* girls with experience.” Reassure her. Make her feel safe. Once she opens up and tells you a
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    Dimitri
    @thedimitri
    Jul 17, 2025
    Ah yes, black people… famously known for their strong commitment to monogamy
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    SMOOTH MELANIN
    @smoothmelanin
    Jul 17, 2025
    One thing about married white people they’re going to have an affair.
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    Dimitri
    @thedimitri
    Jul 21, 2025
    Aging is just people telling each other "20 is so young" "34 is so young" "52 is so young" until you die
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    Dimitri
    @thedimitri
    Jul 22, 2025
    No matter how playful your jab is to a woman, be prepared for the most personally devastating insult you’ve ever heard
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    Dimitri
    @thedimitri
    Jan 18, 2025
    mid women are obsessed with humiliating men by posting their failed flirting attempts just to prove that they are, in fact, desirable, and then they wonder why men aren’t assertive anymore
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    lallu eboy
    @twinksRUINme
    Jan 17, 2025
    bro pulled out linear equations
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    Dimitri
    @thedimitri
    Sep 27, 2025
    Reminder that women deserve nothing
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    Dimitri
    @thedimitri
    Aug 4, 2025
    men are far more romantic than women
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    Dimitri
    @thedimitri
    Sep 3, 2025
    Me and my bros never really talk about graphic sex details. Is that just a girl thing? Why do they love doing this?
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