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America First 🇺🇸 There is no substitute 🏁 Miata Boxster Cayman Spyder Carrera respecter ✝️ Unjabbed
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    Oct 1, 2021
    Default reaction to the Twitter woke
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    Jun 8, 2024
    Replying to @AntiWokeMemes
    Dunno? looks like freedom of speech
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    Oct 25, 2023
    Replying to @Zvbear
    Happy gorgeous woman is enjoying life Wacky take
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    Jun 5, 2023
    Replying to @TheSun
    Your magazine is literally called The Sun. Do Brits not understand warm sunlight or do they just like to complain about their almost always dreary weather, and also once it actually becomes sunny and warm?
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    Jul 24, 2025
    Replying to @chismosavirus
    For how many people? You eating caviar?
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    Mar 5, 2024
    Replying to @HoustonChron
    There's no cheating in elections 🤡 Biden got 81 million votes 🤡
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    Aug 2, 2024
    Replying to @DelusionPosting
    Typical moron palestinian flag account
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    Mar 28, 2025
    Replying to @DenimsTV
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    @umlaut
    Jan 14, 2024
    Replying to @thatstarwarsgrl
    And they were not woke rewrites. Do new stories and non-European stories!
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    @umlaut
    Dec 12, 2023
    Replying to @thechosenberg
    "Every waking moment"? Bro was at work all day lmao. Cuddle on couch for a half hour then she can go off to bed this is not hard. And then she won't cry a lot. Jebussss
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    @umlaut
    May 14, 2024
    Replying to @juangarciiajr96 @ICEgov and @realDonaldTrump
    Go back to her and stay out of this country forever to express your true affection
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    Mar 7, 2024
    Replying to @TerribleMaps
    Greenwich, Poland
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    @umlaut
    Apr 30, 2024
    Replying to @Jetskigrizzly
    "I just need to cut out 15 mins early" ... "Unfortunately ADP only allows half-day PTO increments so you'll need to request a half day. But your direct boss is OOO so you'll have to wait to see if she approves it when she is back in 2 weeks. Keep in mind Brayden and Jayden
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    @umlaut
    Jun 22, 2023
    Replying to @yonklolz and @slphrrr
    You miss 100% of the shots you don't take
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