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Venkat Subramaniam
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Programmer, author, speaker, founder Agile Developer, Inc., co-founder of @dev2next Conference, professor @CSatUH
Colorado
agiledeveloper.com
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    Venkat Subramaniam
    @venkat_s
    Aug 20, 2017
    While everyone is so excited about eclipse, please remember there are other fine IDEs and text editors.
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    Venkat Subramaniam
    @venkat_s
    Sep 7, 2022
    During live coding during the workshop, multiple developers said there is a bug. Naively I was looking at the code until I turned around to see what they were pointing at.
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    Venkat Subramaniam
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    Dec 31, 2020
    Me: “what’s the safest programming language to use during COVID times?” Son: ? Me: “Python” Son: “Why?” Me: “It insists on proper spacing.”
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    Venkat Subramaniam
    @venkat_s
    Jul 3, 2015
    "I've set the wedding date. I've not asked her out yet."---how software projects are managed.
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    Venkat Subramaniam
    @venkat_s
    Jan 31, 2019
    Things I wish they taught us at school: - start early - take small steps - it does not have to be right in the beginning - ask for feedback and apply it - don’t be shy to ask for help at every stage you are stuck - teach what you know to others since you learn in the process
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    Venkat Subramaniam
    @venkat_s
    May 12, 2019
    Being a programmer means: * waking up each day to tackle problems * find workarounds and evaluate tradeoffs * get yelled at by compilers and tools * figure out interesting solutions * feel exhilarated when things seem to work * then, go to bed thinking I don't know a sh..zzzz
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    Venkat Subramaniam
    @venkat_s
    Feb 14, 2021
    Cheers to everyone who loves to code.
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    Venkat Subramaniam
    @venkat_s
    Jun 2, 2019
    Live coding during presentations? 1. Don't do it 2. Really, don't 3. OK, if you still insist, practice, practice, practice, and please be prepared to let go and move on when things begin to fall apart.
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    Venkat Subramaniam
    @venkat_s
    Mar 12, 2019
    I am teaching a workshop on functional programming. An hour and a half into it, an attendee asks “is there a break?” Me: “In FP there is no break.”
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    Venkat Subramaniam
    @venkat_s
    Sep 25, 2019
    It takes less effort and skill to write a lot of code and a lot more effort and skill to write minimum code.
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    Venkat Subramaniam
    @venkat_s
    Jan 24, 2018
    No good programmer retires thinking “I wish I had implemented more design patterns.” Let’s solve real problems using simple pragmatic solutions.
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    Venkat Subramaniam
    @venkat_s
    May 8, 2021
    “I’m almost done”—Programmer.
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    Venkat Subramaniam
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    Sep 13, 2020
    .DS_Store files are like roaches.
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    Venkat Subramaniam
    @venkat_s
    Nov 25, 2023
    Humans write bad code. … AI trains on code written by humans. … Humans complain that AI is generating bad code. That’s called karma, baby.
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