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Showing posts with label Cheef Pant Hoarder. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Cheef Pant Hoarder. Show all posts

Wednesday, May 21, 2008

Helpin Mummy an moonin the moon

Yesterday's scores:
  • Gills: restin
  • Simpsons: yes- an episode all abowt Lisa! Brillyant!
  • Tesco: no
  • Nose Hugs Surprizisity Score:9.5/10
  • Day Score: 6.83763121/10Image

HULLO NOT-A-BEARS!

Az yu can see, I hav startid cowntin down to my berfday! Wa-heyy!!! Wun ov the most orspishus days ov the yeer! I thort it mite giv Mummy a suttol HINT if I put a big notiss up on heer. Ha!

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Speekin ov Mummy, I waz bizzy today helpin her wiv her blog. She issent the expeerienst blogger I am, yu kno. So I nipt over to lend a paw.

She duzz the "ABC Wednesday" thing. This week is "R". She did "R is for Rolo", wich is a type ov choklit, an she needid me to hold the choklit. Wich I did, bein an Ever Helpful Bear:ImageAnd, bein an Ever Helpful Bear, I waz careful to eet them up as well. HEHEHE!

I'm kwite serprized she dident chooz to do "R is for Robert" akchewlly. A Bear ov a less matchur ilk mite hav got a bit upset by that. As it is, I meerly stole all her pants. She duzzent kno yet. Come tomorro mornin, sheel hav to reconsider how mutch she valews me, as Cheef Pant Hoarder.

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Meenwile, did yu see that big moon larst nite?
It was so impressiv, I mooned it! I did! I got my bottom up at windo, an mooned the moon!
Hav yu ever moond the moon?
If it's big agen tonite, giv it go!
He duzzent mind. He moons all the time. He carnt help it. It's wat he do.

Bye fer now!