The Eye of the Storm

I. Want. To. Be. Alan. Shore.

In case you're wondering why- its because if there was some sort of kungfu or words, he would be the grand master. He can overwhelm opponents with a flurry of words that are too quick, aggressive, and poignant to refute or simply take you out by uttering three words after you finish your long winded tirade that make so much sense that they force the entire image you've so painstakingly created in front of everyone to crumble into the exact shape he desires them to fall into.
And then, there's the fact that he's always in control of the situation, unwaveringly confident, and hilarious in his dry, sarcastic way. And his timing and mastery of subtle nuances, are impeccable.

I SO want to be alan shore. Maybe throw a little confucious into the mix too. (not the confucious widget on this blog, mind you. We're talking Tao-ish wisdom, baybah!)