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And don't even get me started on the Web 2.0 erasure #BringGlossyButtonsToNeocities

That's it. If your "nostalgic for the old web" site doesn't have a tiled image background, scrolling marquee, MIDI files, or ugly "under construction" gifs, I'm calling you a coward. The Old Web™ was fugly af and I'm tired of pretending otherwise.

Just as the accidental scratch from my cat on my LEFT thigh healed, she nailed me on my RIGHT one. Evil

Terrible news for haters: I am still alive

I feel a tummy ache today, awful

Every time I see my fish I'm like "no WAY they're this cute and I can just look at them for free" like I literally cannot even believe my eyes

Yay! it's raining!

So I'm gonna need several more days of July actually

Early bird gets the worm. Still waiting on cheese

Just baaaarely avoided falling into a creek today. Hooray for Kathryn Morgan's workout videos.

Display on my refurbished Mac broke after 1 month. Best Buy said it wasn't covered but if I bought the $30 membership they could refund it! So relieved 😩 RIP MacBook, though. I was really digging it.

Just yordling around