My toxic trait is saving every horoscope prediction so I can come back later and yell:
“HA! GOT YOU. YOU WERE LYING ALL ALONG.”
But also… I keep saving them because what if this one is right and everything actually works out 😭😂
👩💻Staff Software Engineer & Android GDE;
🕸️ Building better systems - for code, work, and real life;
- WAIT. Apple has a Small Business Program that cuts the App Store commission from 30% to 15% for eligible developers... and YOU HAVE TO APPLY FOR IT?! I’ve been sitting here paying the standard rate like a clown 😭 Guess what I’m doing today. developer.apple.com/app-store/smal…
- WOW! My most active Blurts user, all the way from Berlin, replied to my DM and agreed to jump on a call!!! I’m ridiculously excited. Here goes my first proper user interview 👀 #buildInPublic
- Not to be a stickler BUT… isn’t Apple’s cut supposed to be 30%? $20.53 in sales. $12.85 in proceeds. That’s 37.4% gone 😭 What am I missing here?! App developers, what % are you actually losing to Apple? Because this does NOT feel right.
- Obviously, good news had to come with something worse 😭 Tell me what’s wrong in this screenshot. I AM BOILING. One stupid flag. I forgot to flip ONE FLAG. And apparently never rechecked it for 5 fucking months. Five. Months. I’m so mad at myself.

