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John Alexander (aka. Crash Test Dummy)

@HumanTestSample
Annoyed, skeptical & eternally optimistic: a crash test dummy for a world gone a little bit crazy. CAUTION: This profile may contain alleged humour or parody.
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    John Alexander (aka. Crash Test Dummy)
    @HumanTestSample
    Dec 27, 2024
    @MCG I see Indian fans with drums in the crowd (like other grounds). Are musical instruments allowed again? The website says musical instruments aren't allowed. What can we bring?
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    John Alexander (aka. Crash Test Dummy)
    @HumanTestSample
    Sep 19, 2024
    ok @kylieminogue, sorry to ask but who do I need to sleep with to get a ticket to your Melbourne concert?
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    John Alexander (aka. Crash Test Dummy)
    @HumanTestSample
    Aug 31, 2024
    Flying @united premium economy to and from Australia, the food can only be described as a human rights violation. Seriously United!
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    John Alexander (aka. Crash Test Dummy)
    @HumanTestSample
    Jul 16, 2024
    She's too busy doing nothing about the youth crime problem.
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    James Newbury MP
    @newbury3186
    Jul 15, 2024
    I have no confidence in Jacinta Allan remaining Premier. Her silence, on allegations of a “gangster state”, confirm she does not have the character to remain Premier.
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    John Alexander (aka. Crash Test Dummy)
    @HumanTestSample
    Jul 3, 2024
    Hey @JacintaAllanMP, just another day on Victoria where we go soft on crime, particularly youth crime. You understand what the definition of insanity is, right? #Melbourne heraldsun.com.au/truecrimeaustr…

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