Schmrypto ☎️

@schmrypto

I move like lasagna. Married to @Schmrypta and the game. Almighty God of the Schmryptoverse, Steward of the Mallary Archive. Richest person in the world (again)

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Joined June 2021

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Schmrypto ☎️
@schmrypto
Sep 1, 2025
Schmaints are a generative series of ready-made symbols of resistance for the digital age. They were inspired by Christian Borys' Saint Javelin of Ukraine, which was itself inspired by Chris Shaw's Madonna Kalashnikov.
Schmrypto ☎️
@schmrypto
20h
So pretty much everyone who pushed back on the timeline when I called out the slot machine has now been confirmed to hold either a yield-bearing season pass or have some other relationship with TokenWorks. Shocking.
Schmrypto ☎️
@schmrypto
20h
One thing that really disgusts me about the Cabal, more than almost anything else, is that they carefully manufacture a mirage against which other artists are then measured. You aren’t a failure just because you aren’t willing or able to kiss the ring. Don’t compare yourself to
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@schmrypto
21h
Remember that time all of the Cabal guys screamed from the rooftops about how Punkstr was the future of finance, even though its busted tokenomics were nakedly predatory? Whatever ended up happening with that?
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@schmrypto
Aug 21
Please resist the urge to burn unsold art. I’ve seen it happen too many times over the years and it’s always a mistake in my opinion. The urge to minimize inventory in web3 is perplexing to me, especially in light of the insanely low storage and presentation costs compared to