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Shaz
@shazcodes
Dev by day, thief by night, liar by afternoon
Joined April 2020
- Scrum master just asked me to estimate updating the copyright year from 2025 to 2026 in t shirt sizes. I said S. He said but last time you said M for a similar story. I said I lost weight from waking up at 5 AM for these calls. Dead silence on the call. Worth it.
- I was 5 minutes late to a massive job interview. panicking, i ran into the elevator and accidentally spilled coffee on a guy’s crisp white shirt. I apologized profusely, but he just smiled and said, “bad day?” 10 minutes later, I walked into the conference room. he was
- Everyone hates the guy with 2 remote jobs. Call it greedy. Call it unethical. But have you seen rent in Toronto or NYC? Corporations squeeze us for free overtime. Why can’t we squeeze them for double pay? Hate the game, not the player. Loyalty doesn't pay the bills anymore.
