Jeremy Clarkson

@JeremyClarkson

I am a still small voice of calm and reason.

Born April 11

Jeremy Clarkson
@JeremyClarkson
Aug 23
Old person musing. I went for a walk with my three year old grand daughter this morning and in addition to all the farm animals, we saw a rabbit, a deer and loads of butterflies and she was constantly amazed. And my God, I was so so happy.
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Jeremy Clarkson
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Aug 16
Until last week, men over 50 were entitled to a free PSA prostate cancer check. But the government has now decided to withdraw that right. I cannot for the life of me work out what their reasoning might be.
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Jeremy Clarkson
@JeremyClarkson
Aug 13
Don’t worry if your A level results are a bit disappointing. I got a C and two Us. And this evening I shall sit in my agreeable garden, drinking beer from my own brewery and eating food from my own farm. Prepared by my own chef.
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Jeremy Clarkson
@JeremyClarkson
Jul 28
Brexit enthusiasts: I hope you’re all enjoying the queues at your holiday airports this year.
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Jeremy Clarkson
@JeremyClarkson
Jul 20
Oh no. Diana Rigg and now Kevin Keegan gone. The only two well known Doncastrians left are Louis Tomlinson and me. Mexborough doesn’t count Blessed.
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