Jonah Goldberg

@JonahDispatch

Editor-in-Chief, @TheDispatch (TheDispatch.com), LAT columnist. AEI Fellow. Host Remnant Podcast. Majordomo for Zoë and Pippa.

Washington, DC

TheDispatch.com

Joined September 2009

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Jonah Goldberg
@JonahDispatch
Aug 25
25 years ago today -- 25! -- the Fair Jessica bizarrely and *soberly* went through with it and married me. Just amazing.
Jonah Goldberg
@JonahDispatch
3h
“Hello. It’s Friday. I am a hobo spaniel now. I kind of like it. Yesterday we went to the beach! And the water wasn’t salty! But now I have bed head and need to go back to sleep. Also, I love you.”
Jonah Goldberg
@JonahDispatch
13h
I get that Gowdy was going for a joke. He didn’t make it.
Acyn
@Acyn
17h
Gowdy: That's what bothers me about changing the name from Ontario to America, is how close that acronym is to hamas. It will confuse a lot of kids. That's why I haven't made up my mind on it yet.
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Jonah Goldberg
@JonahDispatch
13h
BLUF: I spoke with people almost as corrupt as me but even more crazy and bigoted because I’m an attention whore. But I’ll explain it as Trump resistance, so the rubes will forgive me.
Marco Foster
@MarcoFoster_
14h
Hunter Biden: “I went and sat down with Candace Owens, with Tucker. I don’t agree with them on 98% of the stuff they did, but you know what they’ve come to the determination of? That Donald Trump and this administration is a cancer on the republic. That is my singular focus. I
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Jonah Goldberg
@JonahDispatch
14h
Meh. Don’t vote for people who violate your conscience. Don’t vote for Sayed, or Paxton or any of them
David Doak
@SouthPoint1000
18h
A Plea from old pol: I was for Haley Stevens, I thought she might be stronger in the General, but we need to put all that aside and realize we have to get behind Abdul El Syed. Too much on the line, and the Canada Trade war gives us a reboot. Swallow hard and support Abdul.