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Simon Lord 🇺🇦

@SimonMDLord
Fmr Tier 1 soldier. Prostate Free. Personal and rehab trainer. Cyclist & indoor rower. May contain nuts.
Wallingford, England
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    Simon Lord 🇺🇦
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    Jan 23, 2022
    1/5 Treatments for #prostatecancer #bladdercancer or #coloncancer & other pelvic conditions often result in urinary incontinence due to poor #pelvicfloor & core muscle condition. While beneficial, pelvic floor exercises alone may not be enough to restore sufficient strength
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    May 26
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    May 26
    It’s been so hot in the UK that the tarmac is melting, and some of the potholes are actually mending themselves.
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    Simon Lord 🇺🇦
    @SimonMDLord
    May 25
    To be fair he wouldn't get much in the way of a new bike for that figure. Ask me how I know 😂
    @anyabike
    Anya Palmer
    @anyabike
    May 25
    I mean, you would notice, wouldn't you? Did he just take them out to look at when Sturgeon wasn't there?
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    @SimonMDLord
    May 24
    If we knew the final scoreline before a match kicked off we wouldn't have a single football game. To suggest that Saints would have beaten Hull in the play-offs is no more sensible than those who wrote off Saints before the FA cup ¼ final game against Arsenal.
    @ILoveMyFans1985
    Chase Rice
    @ILoveMyFans1985
    May 24
    I promise to drop Spygate finally at some point this week, but when Karen Brady phrases it like this, it does still make me realise how disproportionate our punishment was 🤦🏻‍♂️ We would’ve battered Hull yesterday too! #saintsfc
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    Simon Lord 🇺🇦
    @SimonMDLord
    May 24
    Not every car with a disabled tax class is owned by Motability. My wife's is one.
    @maxtempers
    max tempers
    @maxtempers
    May 24
    New car that has managed to end up in a cartoonish wreck? Motability. Every time.
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