coolaj86 👨‍💻 (Old Man Yelling at The Cloud™)

@coolaj86

Father of 2 • Dangerous Wrongthinker • Technophobic Technologist • Go, Zig, JS (@JSJabber) • keys.coolaj86.com Opinions are not my own

Provo, UT

Joined June 2008

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coolaj86 👨‍💻 (Old Man Yelling at The Cloud™)
@coolaj86
Mar 11, 2023
Perfect timing. @ryanburnette are starting cloud hosting (like Digital Ocean / Heroku). Bootstrapped. Privately owned. No VCs. Economies of scale 1 🍌 = $1 10 🍌 = $5 NOT economies of SaaS 1 🍌 = Free 2 🍌 = $5 3 🍌 = call for enterprise Interested? Comment for an invite.
coolaj86 👨‍💻 (Old Man Yelling at The Cloud™)
@coolaj86
Mar 12
Having a kid is like waking up from a dream and finding out that _now_ you're in the real world.
coolaj86 👨‍💻 (Old Man Yelling at The Cloud™)
@coolaj86
Jan 2
Reliving Goldeneye 007 on the @analogue 3D is simply magical. Playing at 60fps (or something definitely above the stock 30 with dips) looks so much better than I would have guessed. And it's such an amazing game. Why don't we have games this fun and challenging today?
coolaj86 👨‍💻 (Old Man Yelling at The Cloud™)
@coolaj86
Jan 1
I can't wait for the Stranger Things "What it should have been"s. Some of those for Star Wars are my favorite movies. I think the same will be true here.
coolaj86 👨‍💻 (Old Man Yelling at The Cloud™)
@coolaj86
Dec 23, 2025
Doctors are pushing a vaccine on my pregnant wife. Stated Benefits: - may prevent "mild cold-like symptoms" that in some cases could progress to pneumonia Stated Risks: - neurological disorders in adults - pre-eclampsia in pregnant women Who would ever take those odds? No. 💯