- There’s a fine line between thinking outside the box, and crying at the bottom corner.
- A bad attitude is the same as bad breath. Your Solution: brush, floss, mouthwash, take a nap, or change your fucking diaper you shitty shit person. Don’t forget to smile, etc.
- I would walk uphill 1000 miles for a viable short cut. I call it disciplined laziness. It’s a working title.
- I skipped arms day today.

