Joe Warwick

@joewarwick

Eats, Drinks, Writes, Talks, Waits etc. ‘Sage’ FOH for hire. Bitter Cynic / Bruised Romantic. Gobshite. All (un)plagiarised opinions mine. ☘️🥔🥃 🦪🍷🇪🇺 👜

London NW10 (but will travel)

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Joined July 2009

Joe Warwick
@joewarwick
Apr 1, 2025
Attention winos… anyone tried one of these out? Can’t possibly be worth £50? Or can it? LUSCIOUZ Zero Resistance Corkscrew Silent Wine Bottle Opener Wine Key Made in Japan Double Action (silve...
LUSCIOUZ Zero Resistance Corkscrew Silent Wine Bottle Opener Wine Key Made in Japan Double Action...
From amazon.co.uk
Joe Warwick
@joewarwick
Feb 2, 2025
I vowed years ago never to fly @Ryanair again. Made a huge mistake to break that promise for a flight to Dublin today. #FUCKRYANAIR you’ve swindled me for the last time you clip joint disguised as an airline…. MORNING 🤗
Joe Warwick
@joewarwick
Dec 19, 2024
Nothing like getting shit from a pissed-up chef in for his staff party because of sniffy review you wrote over 12 years ago… FESTIVE MORNING 🤗🎅
Joe Warwick
@joewarwick
Dec 13, 2024
What are chances of two completely different parties for 8 both booked under the exact same name (first and last), at the same time on the same day, both being allocated to the same table? I experienced a festive hospitality X File last night… MORNING 🤗
Joe Warwick
@joewarwick
Dec 10, 2024
That feeling where you have to buy a new light switch (cost £40 😱) but then remember you have an old one lying around that you can harvest parts from to fix it. I feel like man 💪 At least I will do until the house burns down because I haven’t rewired it correctly… MORNING 🤗