Omid Djalili

@omid9

NEXT TOUR SHOWS #Namste Check website for dates of 2026 UK tour👇🏼click below. Spy thriller Betrayal available on ITVX now.

SUFFOLK, UK

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Born September 30

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Omid Djalili
@omid9
Jan 23
Based on verification of images, reports and comparative investigative analysis by the International Centre for Human Rights, to date approximately 43,000 people have been killed, 350,000 injured, 20,000 arrested and await possible execution. “Taken together, ICHR believes that
Omid Djalili
@omid9
19h
Videos are circulating online of Iranian blokes with special cards getting petrol for 3 cents a litre claiming all is fine in Iran. Similar to the white SIM cards used by regime supporters to use their phones and access the internet. Especially galling when it was during the 3
Raylan Givens
@JewishWarrior13
Aug 30
Massive lines at gas stations in Iran amidst reports of widespread fuel shortages 👇
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Omid Djalili
@omid9
21h
Regarding “the Ali G distraction” is it possible that had I been Jewish, some people would now demand that I be cancelled for a running sketch on the BBC about a brown character (who may or may not be Muslim) desperately wanting to be black to boost his self esteem?
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Omid Djalili
@omid9
Aug 30
If you are anywhere near the Alnwick playhouse tonight do not miss Boothby Graffoe and @AntonioForcione back together after 20 years. Love this photo recreation ❤️ Tickets in link below ⬇️
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Omid Djalili
@omid9
Aug 21
🚨 Do NOT miss my dear friends Boothby Graffoe & ANTHONIO FORCIONE @AntonioForcione on tour + special guest. They opened for me in London last year and brought the house down. See them live. Book tickets here 🎫 now before it sells out! I’m serious wotitalian.com
Omid Djalili
@omid9
Aug 30
Still heart attack FC and need to improve. Can’t give premier league teams 75% possession and expect to win easy. #CHEBHA
Omid Djalili
@omid9
Aug 30
Cole Palmer brilliant. 4-2. Only 30% possession but 100% best Chelsea team since Tuchel’s CL winning team. #CHEBHA