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Brianna Bond

@sarcasmically
Financial advisor for digital agencies, Diet Coke enthusiast, unapologetic horse girl, @markjaquith fan club president.
Florida
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    Brianna Bond
    @sarcasmically
    Jun 10
    My dear spouse, three beers deep while we’re at a sports bar and some nerd shit is just announced: “NO LIKE THIS IS HUGE. IT’S DOCKER FOR MAC.”
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    Brianna Bond
    @sarcasmically
    Apr 27
    Invited dev husband to new repo in GH for house projects. LOL he's toast. Don't know why it took me ten years to figure this out. +Issue +Issue +Issue
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    Brianna Bond
    @sarcasmically
    Mar 28
    Spouse and I pulled up to a restaurant. I saw our adult daughter’s car in the parking lot. I said “let’s pretend to not see her so she can decide if she wants to say hi or not; I’m not trying to interrupt her night.” I got out the car and she was already running at me through
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    Brianna Bond
    @sarcasmically
    Mar 9
    I’m pretty proud of myself because two years ago I was mortified of snakes. But I forced myself to learn lots about them as exposure therapy. And today I found a sick pet ball python dumped in the woods, and picked him up and got him to a rehabber.
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    Brianna Bond
    @sarcasmically
    Mar 6
    Damn he knows me too well :c
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