Profile for river
- Display name
- confused mango
- Username
- @[email protected]
About river
Fields
- pronouns
- he/they
- website
- https://riverfox.dev/
Bio
autistic programmer, millennial, future parent. i'm interested in baking and knitting, and i hope to get a dog one day.
hold your inner animals dear.
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solvent abuse mentioned, non-serious
just painted and laminated some cardboard for my partner's toastmasters work, feels like i'm back in primary school where we ate paint and sniffed glue. we didn't have the good stuff, though, so the attempts were fruitless
good morning, everybean ^^ happy hump dayy to all of yous
it's a bit of a shame to admit, but i'll be trying to get into rust the 7th time x3
i've become an expert at throwing red bugs on my spider plant, lol
i feel they're not going to approve my tech.lgbt application, it's been a little while already ^^'
i'm open to instance advice for a "professional" / worksona account 
reposts welcome!
good morning ^^ have you touched the grass? i can't wait for spring to come and bring fresh new grass to touch. maybe lie down and roll in it, even 
goodnight fedi
meow
why does pancake butter look like custard cream? it takes so much effort to not start licking it straight from the bowl... x3
okay, maybe i should get another hour of eepies in
adding this bad boi to my fullstack engineer resume >:3
after 3 hours of meetings, this fox looks like one you'd get from temu
i want nuggies so bad x3
could anyone recommend an embeddable guestbook, please? preferably light on javascript
not dns again :c
cannot imagine working in the office with people. barking helps get me through the day, and i will have to... apologize every time i say
ARF ARF ARF
website stuff
just added "playlist" page to my website ^^ any song recommendations?
google writing ass. slop; shitpost
In the interest of providing the most authentic and precise portrayal of my personal identity, I am submitting this formal statement to unequivocally declare my deep-seated connection to, and complete acceptance of, the identity of a smol bean. This declaration encompasses the entirety of my existence, including my fundamental self-perception, beliefs, and overall sense of self.
thinking about cuddling big fluffy werewolves. it seems burrowing my snoot into their warm chest will make all my struggles melt away... /nsx
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why headache and acetaminophen is not working qwq
