Fix Your Life!

Hello, my dear fans and faithful acolytes,

Her Royal Highness the Cat

here once again at your service.

Say, are you having

"one of those days"

or even

"one of those lives?"

Do not despair!

I'm here to help!

So it's a damn good thing that

I can type and post memes, isn't it!

Otherwise, you would never benefit

from my wisdom and expert advice

about how to fix your life.

Read and learn!

Just follow my easy guidelines

and I guarantee you that

in no time flat

your life will be as 

ULTRA-FABULOUS 

as mine!

Well, kiss kiss and toodle-oo,

I must be off -- I'm late for the spa!

Time for a well-deserved

nap in the sun and a nice massage,

which I've more than earned due to all my

hard work giving advice today.

Later, bitchez!

Oh yeah, baby, that's good!

Haven't Done a Tattoo Post For Awhile

Her Royal Highness prefers these

next three tattoos, however . . . .

Be careful, kids!

That first tat is addictive!

And don't overdo it with the tats,

because laser tattoo removal is expensive.

But apparently, it can work miracles!

If you insist on another tattoo, though,

here's how to pick one!

Edmonton's Avengers Jeep

How awesome is this, LOL?

I want this vehicle!

And the guy who owns it lives

right here in my city!

How hard could it be to track him down

and make him an offer he can't refuse?

Oh dear, that sounds threatening, LOL.

Running Off With The Unicorns

Yes, I know I said I'd be back to

regularly-scheduled blogging in August.

But I'm not ready to end

my blogging break yet!

So I'm running off with the unicorns

for another month!

This is how I'll be safely spending

my time here at home --

➤ Drinking more coffee.

➤ Eating healthy, nutritious meals.

➤ Baking more goodies.

(Speaking of baking, this is where 

sprinkles come from, you know.)

➤ Watching more TV.

➤ Continuing to read more actual books!

➤ Enjoying summer's sunshine and warmth!

(Thanks, Mitchell of Moving With Mitchell,

for letting me use your fab photo!)

➤ Basking in glorious sunsets while

sitting on my balcony.

(Yes, I know that technically this isn't

a unicorn cut-out, but it SHOULD BE!)

No need to fear for me,

or wonder where I am,

or what I'm doing,

or put up "Lost" posters to find me . . . .

HRH and I 

will be 

just fine!

But I intend to pop back in 

every Wednesday or so

with a new post just to 

keep from getting rusty!