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Date: Thu, 3 Oct 2013 14:41:57 -0400
From: Lindsey Fleming at Remax
Subject: Re: Power Prelisting Package For Agents
Why is there "Re:" in the subject? You're not replying to anything I sent you. I've never contacted you. Why are you sending email to me?
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Hello,

How are you?
Do you really want to know? I am annoyed, because I don't like spam.
This is Lindsey Fleming, I am one of the top producers here at Remax 1st Realty in Dallas, Texas. I am sooooo excited right now because, I took in a whopping 23 listings this week because of the Power Prelisting Package Tool.

Click here to read the Power Prelisting Package Article [powerprelistingpackage.at.vu]
Why would I want to read the article? I don't want to list or "prelist" (whatever that is) anything.
I really recommend this Power Prelisting Package to any serious real estate agent or realtor interested in taking in more listings fast....
Why are you recommending it to me? I'm not a real estate agent or realtor. I've never expressed any interest in being one. And I've never expressed anything to you.
Click here to purchase the Power Prelisting Package... [powerprelistingpackage.at.vu]
Why would I want to buy this? I have no use for it.
P.S. Hurry...before the special price goes up, they are having a special price deal for the Power Prelisting Package...So hurry and get the Power Prelisting Package today...
I don't much care about the price of something I don't want to buy.
Sincerely yours,
Lindsey Fleming
Remax 1st Realty Group
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Date: Sat, 28 Sep 2013 11:16:49 -0700
From: Mj Chaudhary <invite+aymrjagl2zxjzqgnvbwnhc3qubmv0@facebookmail.com>
Reply-To: noreply <noreply@facebookmail.com>
To: [my 2nd address]@comcast.net
Subject: Check out my photos on Facebook
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facebook [www.facebook.com]
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Hi ,
Mj Chaudhary is inviting you to join Facebook.
Why is Facebook sending me an invitation to join Facebook? I am already a member. Facebook has this address already in their database, associated with my Facebook account. Why would they be asking anyone at an already-subscribed email address to join?
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Mj Chaudhary [www.facebook.com]
add meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
You think you're funny/cute. I think you're incredibly annoying. (And I don't even know you.)
September 28, 2013
Once you join, you'll be able to see updates, photos and more from Mj and all your other friends... and share your own!
This implies that Mj is one of my friends. I have no idea who Mj is. And I doubt that Mj has any idea who I am.
And I don't want to share updates, photos, nor anything else on Facebook. I don't trust them. They are mining our data and our relationships for their own profit.
Join Facebook [www.facebook.com]
This message was sent to [my 2nd address]@comcast.net. If you don't want to receive these emails from Facebook in the future or have your email address used for friend suggestions, please unsubscribe [www.facebook.com].
Facebook, Inc., Attention: Department 415, PO Box 10005, Palo Alto, CA94303
The fact that they think I can unsubscribe means that I am already subscribed; i.e. they know I am a Facebook member. So again, why would they send me an invitation to join Facebook?
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From promomrmarvin@gmail.com Sun Sep 15 14:10:52 2013
Date: Sun, 15 Sep 2013 12:32:26 -0400
From: Em Z
To: undisclosed-recipients: ;
Subject: Fwd: Hear About Me
Why would I want to hear about you?
Web Version
Facebook icon
Like
Twitter icon
Tweet
Forward icon
Forward
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Links? "Art"work? I'm using a text-only mail reader.
The Most Controverisal Song Ever!!!
Am I going to appreciate the controversy if I don't understand the lyrics?
Mr.Marvin unexpectedly dropps the hardest song ever, leaving all other rappers in wonder!!! This English-Russian Track will blow your mind!!!!
How's it going to blow my mind if I don't speak Russian?
"Satisfaction Guaranteed"
Guaranteed? You don't even know whether I like rap "music". And why would you think I understand Russian? And I'm dissatisfied to begin with every time I receive spam.
"Click to Play"

Links
Official Website
Facebook
Twitter
Youtube
Instagram
SoundCloud
Bio
More useless links.... I can neither "click" nor "play".
BIO

Emil Z also known as Mr.Marvin is a new and upcoming the first in the world bilingual English-Russian Rap Artist from Brooklyn, C.E.O and Founder of NHM recordings. Mr.Marvin was born in Almaty
I thought Em Z misspelled "Albany", but DuckDuckGo tells me that Almaty "is the largest city in Kazakhstan, and was the country's capital until 1997." But the average person with no connections to Russia isn't going to know that.
but grew up in Brooklyn, where he currently resides. Mr.Marvin has earned his reputation not only in Asia and Europe, now he is stepping his game up in US. In the past Mr.Marvin was a winner of the first Asian X Games in KZ in "Rollerblading discipline".
What do his rollerblading skills have to do with the quality of his rapping, and whether I would care to listen to it?
His talent doesn't stop right there, he is also known as a recording/mixing engineer, producer and talent discoverer. Mr.Marvin's first official studio album "The Broken Silence" was released in November 2011 and has been downloaded numerous times.
"Downloaded numerous times"? Is that some kind of ringing endorsement? "One" is a number, "two" is plural. ("Zero" is also a number. Maybe nobody has downloaded it.)
The following year in 2012, he released his first commercial album "Expected" which is now available in all digital stores. Currently Mr.Marvin is focused on his record label (NHM) and making more music.

DISCOGRAPHY:
"#1" Mixtape - 2010
The first official album "The Broken Silence" - 2011
"Dangerous" Mixtape - 2012
"Expected" The first commercial album - 2012
"SAY" Mixtape - 2013

Edit your subscription | Unsubscribe
My "subscription"? I never subscribed. I don't know how you got my email address.
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I'm an email luddite. I use a text-only mail reader. It doesn't show pictures. It doesn't play audio. It just shows me text.

Phishing relies a lot on appearance – and I don't see that appearance. All I see is the text. So even the best phishing attempts never quite pull it off. Especially if you're suspicious of any email that's asking you for information or that wants you to click on a link.
From support@comcast.com Tue Apr 10 20:45:28 2012
Date: Tue, 10 Apr 2012 12:19:29 -0500
From: XFINITY <support@comcast.com>
Subject: Update Your Billing Information!
Well, they actually got one key point right – this is my ISP. (Yes, I have received phishing attempts for other ISPs. Sending them seems dumb to me, but if people are also dumb enough to respond to them....)
Oh, wait – my ISP is comcast.net, not .com. So they didn't get that right. comcast.com is a valid domain, but all the real Comcast email has come from comcast.net.
Also, Comcast allows 7 email addresses per account. A real query from Comcast would have gone to my primary address; this email was sent to one of the secondary mailboxes.
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I guess there was supposed to be a picture there to make the spam look more convincing.
Dear Valued Customer,
This is a major fail. My ISP knows my name.
During our regular update and verification of the Comcast online services, we could not verify your current information. Did you recently change your bank, phone number or credit card?
None of that info has changed recently, but Ms./Mr. Phisher never had that info in the first place. (Heck, Phisher doesn't even know my name.)
To ensure that your service is not interrupted

Click Here [aaronmiler.com] to update your billing information today
This is one of the strengths of my dumb, text-only mail reader: it shows the domain the link goes to. (Hint: it doesn't go to my ISP, the alleged source of the email.)
After a few clicks, just verify the information you entered is correct. ! ,

Thank You.

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Comcast
One Comcast Center, 10th Floor
1701 JFK Boulevard
Philadelphia, PA 19103-2838
Attn: CHSI
My dumb mail reader has other nice features, like easily switching into the raw display mode so I can see the full headers (showing all the servers that handled the message) and unprocessed HTML. So I can see that Comcast received this from Earthlink – rather suspicious for a Comcast billing query.

I forwarded it (with full headers – another easy feature of my dumb mail reader) to Comcast's fraud and abuse addresses.
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I usually like to dissect the spam line by line, but this one just makes so little sense....
I don't run a restaurant; I can't feed 150 people; I have no skills at Chinese cuisine (besides eating it).
Date: Thu, 5 Apr 2012 18:10:25 +0200
From: Jason scott <scottjason0878@yahoo.com>
To: undisclosed-recipients: ;
Subject: Food Order

Hello how are you doing today my name is Jason Scott My Dad birthday is coming up on the 16th of April and i will like to place an order for 150 Kung Pao chicken in individual pack for the 150 guest, it will be pick up by 3pm on the given date and i will like to inform you that am ready to make the full payment with my credit card today so can i know the total cost for the order plus tax.....get back to me with this following information below:
Restaurant address:
Personal cell number:
Total cost for my order plus tax:
Type of the credit card you accept

Regards
Jason
If you're ordering Chinese for 150 people, who would order 150 of the same thing?
No location? Not that "Jason" has any idea where my Chinese restaurant is anyway.
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