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What has two butts and kills people?
An assassin
#pun
13-06-2026
A man walks into a bar and sees a sign that says, "Free Beer For Life If You Can Pass Our Test!" He asks the bartender,

"What's this 'test' you have?"

The bartender says,

"Well first, you gotta chug a gallon of our special pepper tequilla. Next, you have to go out back and pull the sore tooth out of our angry alligator. And finally, we have an old woman up stairs who's never slept with a man, and you gotta go make things right with her."

Laughing, the man exclaims,

"OK bartender! Let's do this test!"

The bartender hands him a gallon of pepper tequilla, and before he could warn him, the man starts chugging it. Teary eyed and near the point of fainting, the man finishes the gallon and slams it on the counter. Stunned, the bartender leads him out back to the alligator. A few minutes pass, and after a bunch of screaming and clatter, the man stumbles back in. His shirt is torn up and his body is bleeding profusely. He stares at the bartender and says,

"OK bartender, where's the old lady with the sore tooth?"
#bar
02-06-2026
How do you make holy water?
You boil the hell out of it
#pun
01-06-2026
- I made your appointment at the dentist
- Thanks' what time?
- At tooth hurt-y
#pun
01-06-2026
How does a non-binary person kill people?
They / them
#pun
01-06-2026
Why did the scarecrow win an award?
He was outstanding in his field
#pun
01-06-2026
What do you call a magician who lost his magic?
Ian
#pun
01-06-2026
Why did an old man fall down a well?
He couldn't see that well
#pun
01-06-2026
What do you call an atomic bomb in Hawaii?
A nukulele
#pun
01-06-2026
what's the difference between Elon Musk and a lemur?
Well, Musk made an electric car and the lemur madeagascar
#pun
01-06-2026
What happened to an Indian who got bit by a radioactive spider?
His spider senses started ting a ling a ling a ling a ding a ling a ling a ling a
01-06-2026
My friend couldn't afford to pay his water bill, so I sent him a get well soon card
#pun
01-06-2026
What type of meat does a vegetarian priest eat?
Nun
#18plus #pun
01-06-2026