PinnedLuis Vercetti@97Vercetti1hTried the “if they wanted to they would” gimmick and nobody texted me in three weeks303808320327460746
Luis Vercetti@97VercettiOct 12, 2024the vegetables in my freezer watching me grab pizza rolls again711071143K043K510K0510K13M013M
Luis Vercetti@97VercettiOct 30, 2022bro: hey bro the Halloween party is cancelled me already dressed:947094738K038K440K0440K
Luis Vercetti@97VercettiApr 10, 2021“babe we have guests, go get the fancy cups”1.5K01.5K65K065K442K0442K
Luis Vercetti@97VercettiNov 13, 2024This whole "no smoking with kids in the vehicle" thing is ridiculous.. look at him he's just cold...1.4K01.4K26K026K438K0438K14M014M
Luis Vercetti@97VercettiSep 12, 2019i got pulled over & my vape was in my cup holder & the cop was like “u know the news saying those things are killing people” i laughed a lil bit & said “they say the same thing about yall lol” he ain’t laugh749074986K086K416K0416K
Luis Vercetti@97VercettiJul 7, 2023"That motherfucker back there is not real!"468046864K064K404K0404K13M013M
Luis Vercetti@97VercettiJan 14, 2020*police takes my mugshot* my insecure ass: let me see362036276K076K381K0381K
Luis Vercetti@97VercettiDec 12, 2019no cop has ever told me “be safe” .. my weed man say it every time i leave his place .. says a lot about society263026358K058K329K0329K
Luis Vercetti@97VercettiMar 26, 2025Buying this to take my small friend to concerts3.3K03.3K17K017K337K0337K20M020M
Luis Vercetti@97VercettiJan 21, 2020white girls be smoking 4 packs of cigarettes a day talking bout some astrology this & astrology that .. bitch u worrying about the wrong cancer496049655K055K305K0305K
Luis Vercetti@97VercettiDec 8, 2019i bought my friend 4 pregnancy tests .. they all came out positive & now she crying .. she gon ask me “how tf am i going to afford to feed 4 kids”1K01K52K052K301K0301K
