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Albert Brooks

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Albert Brooks

@AlbertBrooks

Filmmaker, actor, author Albert Brooks. Originally joined Twitter to promote my book. Now trapped. Can't get out. HELP. albertbrooks.com

Los Angeles

Joined March 2011

Albert Brooks
@AlbertBrooks
Dec 31, 2020
I’m a very suspicious person. Last year I wished everybody a happy new year and look what happened. So this year, from the bottom of my heart, fuck you.
Albert Brooks
@AlbertBrooks
May 8, 2018
Breaking News: Trump to back out of Louisiana Purchase.
Albert Brooks
@AlbertBrooks
Jan 3, 2021
Today was in an historic day. Donald Trump finally proved there was voter fraud. By him.
Albert Brooks
@AlbertBrooks
Jan 2, 2019
R.I.P. My dear brother Bob Einstein. A great brother, father and husband. A brilliantly funny man. You will be missed forever.
Albert Brooks
@AlbertBrooks
Dec 3, 2017
If I handed in a 500 page script with notes scribbled on every page it would take someone 3 weeks to even read. The tax bill that will affect all of us for the rest of our lives was exactly that and approved in one hour at 2:00 a.m. Shame on you who represent us.
Albert Brooks
@AlbertBrooks
Jan 20, 2021
I feel like I've taken a 200 pound shit.
Albert Brooks
@AlbertBrooks
Mar 13, 2022
R.I.P. William Hurt. So sad to hear this news. Working with him on Broadcast News was amazing. He will be greatly missed.
Albert Brooks
@AlbertBrooks
Feb 27, 2018
Trump announced today that he will run in 2020. Robert Mueller said, "If I were you I would run now."
Albert Brooks
@AlbertBrooks
Dec 31, 2017
“I’m going to miss 2017” said no sane person anywhere.
Albert Brooks
@AlbertBrooks
Nov 11, 2018
This is literally insane. The fire in So Cal is not a forest, its downed power lines and 70 mph winds. And most of the forest in California is federal land, of which you have slashed the budget. Why don't you stay in Paris, just a thought.
Donald J. Trump
@realDonaldTrump
Nov 10, 2018
There is no reason for these massive, deadly and costly forest fires in California except that forest management is so poor. Billions of dollars are given each year, with so many lives lost, all because of gross mismanagement of the forests. Remedy now, or no more Fed payments!
Albert Brooks
@AlbertBrooks
Oct 4, 2020
Trump got a very nice note from Biden today. It said Stay Positive.
Albert Brooks
@AlbertBrooks
Nov 7, 2024
It’s so odd this election had the same machines the same poll workers the same rules and yet not one republican is saying it’s fixed. I wonder what happened.
Albert Brooks
@AlbertBrooks
Jun 30, 2020
R.I.P. Carl Reiner. Growing up Carl was like a second dad to me. He was the greatest. Not just as a comic legend but as a man. There was no one else this funny and this nice. I loved him.
Albert Brooks
@AlbertBrooks
Feb 28, 2021
Trump said in his CPAC speech that Biden has undone all of his achievements. It’s true. Covid is down, people aren’t attacking the Capitol, we’re acknowledging science and we’re not reading daily hate tweets. Miss ya, buddy.