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Allen Kessler

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Allen Kessler

@AllenKessler

Allen Kessler aka The Chainsaw. I travel the tournament circuit playing WPT, WSOP, HPT and MSPT events. 2013 @hptpoker player of the year.

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Joined March 2009

Allen Kessler
@AllenKessler
Jul 30, 2024
For those of you who said i was bluffing, here is the big check! Thanks @itsvegasmatt for the idea! Bison @VanessaKade !
Allen Kessler
@AllenKessler
Jul 30, 2024
Nothing is bothering me today @RealKidPoker !
Allen Kessler
@AllenKessler
Oct 9, 2022
I was watching forensic files one night and they caught the woman because she used the term "anti free" for anti freeze and then received a confession from a different person that also used that term. What are the odds 2 separate people would use the term "wouldn't not"?
Allen Kessler
@AllenKessler
Dec 15, 2022
I won. If anyone @WynnPoker wants to be in the pic, head over to the poker room!
Allen Kessler
@AllenKessler
Jul 30, 2024
Omg this just fuckin' happened! Covers my entire wsop debacle with $1m to spare!
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Allen Kessler
@AllenKessler
Dec 15, 2022
In 2009 I think it was, I won the $1k Omaha 8 event @WynnPoker . The guy who came in 2nd offered me $2000 for the trophy to display in his car dealership, and I obliged. I've regretted that decision ever since, and vowed to win another one. Today I finally got it.
Allen Kessler
@AllenKessler
Apr 25, 2022
Casinos. I beg of you just ban smoking. You can do it.
Allen Kessler
@AllenKessler
Jun 6, 2022
Wow this made my day. New dealer super excited to be here at the @WSOP !
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Allen Kessler
@AllenKessler
Sep 30, 2022
Here's what should happen at this point. @GmanPoker should hand the funds that @RobbiJadeLew returned to him to @HUSTLERCASINOLA pending an investigation. If it can be proven that any cheating occurred, he keeps the money. If not, the money is given back to Robbi. So easy.
Allen Kessler
@AllenKessler
Jun 25, 2022
I nitpick and complain alot, but when a long time friend passes away, its time to reevaluate and realize how lucky we all truly are to be able to play a game everyday and not have a care in the world. I am so thankful for my life every day even though I may not outwardly show it
Allen Kessler
@AllenKessler
Aug 20, 2023
Uhoh reports of my death were premature. Ring #4 in the books after a 9 year drought. Gonna pass on the main and head straight to Tulsa tomorrow.
Allen Kessler
@AllenKessler
Nov 21, 2023
Wow another win for the Godfather @ContendersUSA shirt! (See profile pic) I need more T-shirts @RealKidPoker! I just won the @shrpo Triple Stud event. My first Hard rock trophy. (Can someone photoshop the red marks on my forehead and post below)?
Allen Kessler
@AllenKessler
Jun 20, 2025
It's so cold in the Paris tournament area, I just ordered a Hot Chocolate with a side of cold milk just in case it's too hot. @phil_hellmuth says "I'll have the same and I'm buying!" He tipped the waiter $25!
Allen Kessler
@AllenKessler
Sep 30, 2022
I don't understand how Garrett can ask for a refund. If he swept this same pot, he'd never offer a refund because she made such a bad call.