Pinned
I left NYC.
Have baby fever.
Moved to Florida.
Own my first firearm.
Left the Democratic Party.
I’ve never been happier.
Who’s rooting for me? ❤️
- Ban Viagra. If pregnancy is God's will, so is limp dick.
- This might be my favorite community note yet… what’s yours?
- If Democrats are on the Epstein list… lock them up and throw away the key. If Republicans are on the Epstein list… lock them up and throw away the key. Agree?
- If Democrats are on Jeffrey Epstein’s list… lock them up and throw away the key. If Republicans are on Jeffrey Epstein’s list… lock them up and throw away the key. Agree?
- Dear Twitter, Right now would be a great time to suspend Trump's account before he starts a World War using your site. Sincerely, Everyone #IranAttacks #IranvsUSA
- Raise your hand if you're voting for Joe Biden in 28 days.
- Will Smith has been banned from the Oscars for 10 years... can we punish those who plotted to overthrow the government next?
- Sex is amazing but have you ever flipped the Senate?
- Raise your hand if you're voting for Joe Biden in 22 days.
- Imagine being 42, child-free, stress-free, and being this happy. The right hates this.
- I stand with Dr. Fauci... who's with me?
- Beto O'Rourke has to unseat Greg Abbott. Lives depend on it.
- I’m 42. Child-free. It’s Friday night. No babysitter needed. Can I get a cheers?
