> be Lex Fridman, the one-man question-asking machine
> literally wake up pondering the meaning of life
> sip kombucha while contemplating consciousness during breakfast
> scroll through Twitter
> "What's the meaning of this tweet?"
> BLOCKED
> Tesla tries to recruit, but nah,
> be Sam Altman (alt-man, not just an alias—basically an alt account for God)
> born, first words: "sudo"
> 8 years old, already codin' like it's a Shakespeare play, but without the deaths
> come out as gay, community homophobia crashes so hard it blue-screens, reboots into a
