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My ex, who I broke up with three years ago, finally changed the Netflix password today. I'm not even mad about losing the account, I'm just offended that she finally noticed I was still using it.
- The day I realized drinking ice-cold water burns calories purely because your body has to work to heat it up to 98°F is the day I threw away my diet plan. It’s literally free weight loss.
- The transition from regular video games to free-to-play models filled with predatory microtransactions completely ruined the gaming industry. We used to unlock cool skins through skill; now you unlock them through your parents' credit card.
- Millennials need to stop blaming Boomers for all their financial problems. Yes, the economy is tougher, but your habit of ordering $25 DoorDash breakfast every morning and going on two exotic vacations a year on credit card debt isn't helping either.
- Michael Jordan playing against car salesmen and insurance agents in the 90s is why the GOAT debate is over. LeBron James has been facing elite, genetically engineered athletes every single night for over two decades. The level of competition isn't even close.
