Let me get this straight. I once spent a night in jail for parking tickets at my college, but you can just say no to a Congressional subpoena?
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- Post a picture of yourself as the leader of an underground organization without downloading anything new.
- I once passed James Caan in the commissary at Paramount Pictures. He looked me over in my Data makeup and uniform and uttered just one word, “Working?” Honored. RIP
- Very disappointed to have been fired from Twitter today. Especially since I’ve never worked there.
- If an anonymous Op-ed piece ever appears in The NYTimes disparaging my good name, know now it was written by Michael Dorn.
- So grateful for everyone’s support on Star Trek Picard. Truly the greatest fans! In fact, I’m so moved, I’m going to tell you the entire plot of the series!
- Farewell to a fine woman. RIP Nichelle. You were a groundbreaker.
- I would like to challenge Angela Lansbury to fight me in the octagon! If you back down, Angela, you are scared. And everyone will know it! Who will put up the money for this?!!!
- When I watch the news and they talk about “bad actors”, I’m always afraid they’re talking about me.
- Back...to back.
- I want to run for President just so there’ll be a convention where everyone lies about how great I am.
- Maybe I'm crazy, but I'm thinking of running for President of the U.S. Virgin Islands.
