white people when eggs go up in price by $0.45
- >decide to take girlfriend to try authentic arabic food >pick very arabic restaurant >go there at 3 pm >restaurant is closed >didn’t know it’s the first day of ramadan
- the phrase “exploring each other’s bodies” makes no sense, the fuck are you gonna find? a new organ?
- white people when there’s a pepper in the same room as their foodmade a chorizo serrano pepper with cholula hot sauce breakfast burrito x.com/AnimeSpermCram…
- leftists: “the democrats will definitely learn from their mistakes by 2028” the democrats in 2028:
- tim pool’s hiding an ms13 tattoo under his beanie, you know i’m right cause he’ll never take it off to prove otherwise
