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claire de lune
@ClaireMPLS
blue jean baby. @tinydeaths, nba words at @guardian, and other stuff.
los angeles, ca
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    claire de lune
    @ClaireMPLS
    Aug 22, 2024
    that’s the greenest green flag i’ve ever seen in my goddamn life
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    Brennan Murphy
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    Aug 22, 2024
    Tim Walz's kids tear up: "That's my dad!"
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    claire de lune
    @ClaireMPLS
    Nov 18, 2020
    It’s fuckin wild how the solution is as simple as “just pay places to be closed and pay people to stay home” and that’s been the solution this whole time and the government is just like “nah”
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    claire de lune
    @ClaireMPLS
    Jul 26, 2024
    whoever it was at ralph lauren who decided the bottom half of these outfits would be denim will not see heaven. they look like they’re about to go drink bottomless mimosas
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    USA Basketball
    @usabasketball
    Jul 26, 2024
    The USA Basketball delegation departs for #Paris2024 #OpeningCeremony
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    claire de lune
    @ClaireMPLS
    May 13, 2021
    brb playing this on a loop in my brain forever
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    andy b.
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    andy b.
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    claire de lune
    @ClaireMPLS
    Aug 9, 2024
    nothing more badass has ever happened in slow motion
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    NBC Olympics & Paralympics
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    NBC Olympics & Paralympics
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    claire de lune
    @ClaireMPLS
    Aug 14, 2020
    This seems--- like it should be bigger news?
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    Isaac Hayes III
    @IsaacHayes3
    Aug 14, 2020
    They’re legit taking the mailboxes off the street. Cheating 101.
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    claire de lune
    @ClaireMPLS
    Dec 5, 2021
    me trying to be festive after 2 years of living in a pandemic with another variant looming
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    claire de lune
    @ClaireMPLS
    Oct 2, 2024
    my therapist just wished me an early happy birthday and when i thanked her she said “you’re most welcome, you’re an easy person to care about” which is, without a shadow of a doubt, the nicest thing anyone has ever said to me
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    claire de lune
    @ClaireMPLS
    Jul 8, 2024
    objectively fantastic content
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    NBA
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    NBA
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    claire de lune
    @ClaireMPLS
    Jul 19, 2025
    you heard it here first: zohran will get sexual predators off the streets of new york if he becomes mayor
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    claire de lune
    @ClaireMPLS
    Aug 13, 2024
    wow maybe me and simone biles have more in common than i thought
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    claire de lune
    @ClaireMPLS
    Jul 17, 2021
    he’s the fucking best, man. the cool thing about this finals is whoever wins there’s someone to be super happy for
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    theScore
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    claire de lune
    @ClaireMPLS
    Jul 24, 2025
    it happened to me: i didn’t buy snacks so that i wouldn’t have snacks in the house and now i don’t have snacks in the house
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    claire de lune
    @ClaireMPLS
    Sep 17, 2025
    the silence from the “we can’t say anything anymore” comedians is deafening this week btw
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