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12 years ago, I had my first realization that there is more to life than working shit jobs to pay for things I don't even need.
Kinda surreal looking back because I remember typing this status like it was yesterday
- Replying to @senko514So you can keep ordering from there and keep getting refunded until the pizza company actually changes it to a 16 inch?
- Replying to @historyinmemesTo be fair, he wasn't getting that 100K either way
- Replying to @aribk24Weird take. As long as they eventually message back and the message isn't time sensitive, there should be no bad blood
- Replying to @JustinWhangShould've told them they work an NPC job as they're stuck there all day while you're free roaming, haha
- Replying to @JayPressley and @InternetH0FWhy do people on Twitter act like they know everything about the situation based on 3 sentences? 🤣
- Replying to @frankmikesmithThey just took measures to bring it back. "Finally killed the kickoff" What is dude on about 🤣
- Replying to @nealagarwal"You must translate your password to Wingdings below"
- Replying to @barstoolsports and @StoolBaseballHe played that off like a boss. He knew exactly what he just did
- Replying to @memeticsisyphusExcept for the bike has the right of way here
- Replying to @6figures__I swear it only works though AFTER you wake up and decide to hit snooze
- Replying to @akacrispyYou can just replace all these flavors with cucumber and it'd still be accurate (maybe minus light blue)
- Replying to @chrissgardnerCan't help but laugh. Putting everything digital without having a physical backup is absurd. QR code over physical menu moment in the music industry
