I drunk called my HS prom date last night and asked her why she wasn’t at the local bar.
Haven’t spoken to her in years
she was at home with her fiancé and new puppy prepping to host thanksgiving for her family
I’m on fire
while we’re on the topic i just wanna say that @sydney_sweeney made me sign an NDA for $12 million and that’s why i haven’t been discussing our relationship