So sad that kids today spend so much time online. When we were kids we were always outside throwing rocks at one another, smoking, lighting small fires, stealing car hood ornaments, shoplifting, trying drugs... one time I drank gasoline.
How to make Thursday Night Football better:
-No punting allowed
-3 points for a first down
-The Bears are actual bears
-1 player on each team has a taser
-Refs are drunk
-Play the game in a hockey rink
-Use good teams
-Fans are allowed on the field
-Bees everywhere
