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To my fellow valets out there: if Caitlyn Jenner wants to drive her car after finishing 11 dirty martinis, just let her- Calling this number every five minutes asking if it’s Dominoes pizzaICE 24/7 TIP LINE 🇺🇸 📞866-DHS-2-ICE (866-347-2423)
- Tucking my arm in my shirt out of solidarity with my friend who lost his armJohn Stamos is facing backlash for wearing a bald cap in “solidarity” with his ‘Full House’ co-star Dave Coulier, who was diagnosed with cancer.
- Filming content like this but it’s a low angle and you see my ballsribeye truffle lobster Mac n cheese sandwich🥵 would you eat this??
- Nepo terrorist you didn’t earn itOsama Bin-Laden’s son Omar deported from France for allegedly glorifying terrorism. Follow: @AFpost
- This is the first time my family has heard from my sister in 7 yearsI’ve had sex with 480 people this year but I’m very picky — I make men fill out an application form trib.al/5DGUmsm
- This is happening again rnPlease stop flying in or out of Newark. I am the only air traffic control officer here and they haven’t let me sleep in 96 hours
- Your 20s are for Donald Trump being president, a global pandemic, and then Donald Trump being president again
- Jake Paul should fight Joe Biden next
- Sydney Sweeney photographed by Sonia Szostak and saved to phone by Dan CarneySydney Sweeney photographed by Sonia Szóstak
