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Doug Stanhope
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Leader of My Own Free World. Facebook: facebook.com/officialstanho… Instagram: instagram.com/realstanhope reddit.com/r/DougStanhope/
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    Doug Stanhope
    @DougStanhope
    Jan 1, 2025
    The special is now out in full with all the fun stuff that made it un-monetizeable! youtu.be/tEJQO-1DADI?si… Enjoy your New Year. We'll start drunk-dialing Patreon folks shortly. If it's a blocked #, it's us!
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    Doug Stanhope
    @DougStanhope
    Jan 6, 2020
    Just watched @rickygervais opening for some dumb award show. Not only did he kill it, but if you watch the stars in the audience to see who laughs or doesn't, you can tell who the douchebags really are. #MostAre #GoldenGlobes
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    Doug Stanhope
    @DougStanhope
    Sep 14, 2021
    I'm cancelling all dates at venues that require you to be 21 to drink alcohol in a country that recruits you to die in wars at 18. Wanna keep going?
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    Doug Stanhope
    @DougStanhope
    Mar 25, 2020
    People realizing they can work from home, little traffic, emptying jails, limiting waste, talking rather than texting or not having to talk at all. Organizing that fucked up tupperware cabinet. Trusting science over "leaders." Hopefully some of this sticks when it's all over.
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    Doug Stanhope
    @DougStanhope
    May 23, 2022
    This is absolutely disgusting. #Mysophonia
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    alex
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    May 23, 2022
    this cant be real
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    Doug Stanhope
    @DougStanhope
    Jan 15, 2021
    Hitting the dark web to score a fake ID that says I'm 75. Vaccine, motherfucker.
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    Doug Stanhope
    @DougStanhope
    Jun 27, 2020
    I think about all the civil liberties that you are denied that I have yelled about over 30 yrs of comedy and sit dumbfounded that the one you finally get up in arms about is voluntarily wearing a mask over your stupid mouths. Start with the wrongly accused and work backward.
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    Doug Stanhope
    @DougStanhope
    Feb 23, 2019
    Conversely, if you're down there looking up, start warming up the crowd for me. #RIPBrodyStevens
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    Comedy Dynamics
    @comedydynamics
    Feb 23, 2019
    Replying to @comedydynamics
    If you're up there looking down, please know your comedy made millions of people laugh and you will be missed greatly.
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    Doug Stanhope
    @DougStanhope
    Apr 12, 2022
    No fucking way.
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    Gilbert Gottfried
    @RealGilbert
    Apr 12, 2022
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    Doug Stanhope
    @DougStanhope
    Jul 5, 2020
    Read @nytimes article about legal/illegal evictions during pandemic. I'm a landlord too and told tenant in March no need for rent for duration of virus. Because it won't hurt me and it's the right thing to do, not because of some mandate. No landlord is living hand to mouth.
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    Doug Stanhope
    @DougStanhope
    Aug 24, 2021
    No. It's way easier to wear a mask than all that other shit.
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    Aug 24, 2021
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    Doug Stanhope
    @DougStanhope
    Jul 20, 2019
    Early this year I had an awful stay in the Rio in Vegas, which I reviewed on TripAdvisor and Yelp. Now I am banned from every Caesars property in Vegas tripadvisor.com/Hotel_Review-g… yelp.com/biz/rio-all-su…)
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    Doug Stanhope
    @DougStanhope
    Sep 17, 2023
    Next time @BillMaher starts trending and people wonder if he's a good person... Bill Maher once fired Mitch Hedberg as his tour opener for going on stage with a bottle if wine in a paper sack. Said it was "unprofessional." #MitchHedberg #BillMaher
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    Doug Stanhope
    @DougStanhope
    Jan 2, 2019
    I don't know how many Parkland victim families were in attendance at the bootlegged Louis CK show in question. None or less, I'm guessing. So who made them outraged? Like you telling your co-worker that Bob from HR said she's ugly. Who is the one that hurt her feelings? Bob?
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