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Country Club Snob 💊
@Eldricks_hoes
Member of multiple clubs, resorting to this shit-burner so I don’t get kicked out.
Southern USA
Joined August 2023
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    @Eldricks_hoes
    Jun 23, 2024
    Replying to @Daniel_Rapaport
    Y’all vote the same though? Right?
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    @Eldricks_hoes
    Jun 8, 2024
    Chad’s can do that. Are you Asian?
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    @Eldricks_hoes
    May 14, 2024
    Replying to @PGATUOR
    She wanted half all along sir. Not hard math.
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    @Eldricks_hoes
    Aug 8, 2024
    Replying to @sweatystartup
    What’s your wife do?
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    @Eldricks_hoes
    Dec 4, 2023
    Why do golf burners exist? Simple. Liberals. They can’t take jokes. They are hyper-sensitive pussies. Most are not athletes, don’t understand locker room humor. Their goal is to weed us out by tattling about our posts that 30 years ago, they would have 🤣 at. @wokekenzie
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    @Eldricks_hoes
    Jun 12, 2024
    Replying to @ywomendeservles
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    @Eldricks_hoes
    May 17, 2025
    Replying to @adam_stanley
    Were you expecting wife beaters, big-lettered QUAIL hats, and Jorts? At least they aren’t wearing jerseys with other men’s names on the back? Liberals hating whites while being white is what’s actually “the same.” Respectfully, our country is the only thing standing in the way
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    @Eldricks_hoes
    May 16, 2025
    Replying to @RossMartinNC
    Sunny with a Low chance of crime
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    @Eldricks_hoes
    Feb 20, 2024
    Replying to @itsmorganariel
    If a video could explain, “The 1000 🍆 stare.”
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    @Eldricks_hoes
    May 28, 2024
    Replying to @sketchy_cactus
    You sound like a Poor™️, sir.
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    @Eldricks_hoes
    May 3, 2025
    Replying to @MyGolfSpy
    Investing the money I spent on Millers at the club when I should have smuggled them like a cost-per-rounder.
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    @Eldricks_hoes
    Nov 9, 2024
    Replying to @KILLTOPARTY
    I bet she could convert word docs to pdfs for the owners son of some place that cold calls strangers for recurring revenue.
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    @Eldricks_hoes
    Apr 17, 2024
    Replying to @SquawkBond
    Tour towel through the middle loop or between a couple of irons
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    @Eldricks_hoes
    Jun 17, 2024
    Replying to @AllyTaft
    “That’s so kind of you…I’ll see if my fiancé can make it.”
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