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Etan Smallman
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'The so-called journalist' (Raymond Briggs) 'Gripping stories' (@UKWritingAwards) Freelance: @nytimes @theipaper @Telegraph @Guardian @DailyMail @latimes @FT
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    Etan Smallman
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    Sep 28, 2025
    Find me on Instagram... 👇 instagram.com/etansmallman
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    Etan Smallman
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    Mar 8, 2021
    Harry said his family "literally cut me off financially". Prince Harry is literally 36 years old.
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    Etan Smallman
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    Aug 17, 2018
    I just asked a Bavarian what Germans make of Brexit. "We think you're fucked."
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    Etan Smallman
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    Sep 12, 2022
    Man who used speech is arrested. Man who used physical violence is not.
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    Etan Smallman
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    Nov 14, 2022
    I love how meritocratic and open British radio is. Right now, you can listen to Martin Kemp's son on Capital, Johnny Ball's daughter on Radio 2 and Chris Tarrant's son on Radio X 📻
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    Etan Smallman
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    Oct 12, 2020
    How it started... How it ended
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    Etan Smallman
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    May 29, 2023
    Anyone sick of hearing about Phillip Schofield should tune into #ThisMorning. It's the only place in Britain where you won't hear a word about it
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    Etan Smallman
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    Jul 22, 2020
    Spoke to a privately-educated sixth-former today, who said he has been having full-time Zoom lessons since start of lockdown. A state-school teacher friend of mine says his kids get a phone call once a fortnight. The impact on social mobility is going to be devastating.
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    Etan Smallman
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    Apr 25, 2024
    They should put this in the National Gallery. A #bbcqt audience member originally from Congo cites conflict between Rwanda and DRC and asks if UK would send refugee from DRC to... Rwanda. A confused Chris Philp: "Well, Rwanda is a different country from Congo, isn't it?"
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    Etan Smallman
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    Mar 8, 2021
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    Etan Smallman
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    Oct 21, 2023
    Tomorrow, there is a rally for the abducted men, women and children of October 7. There won't be masked men with genocidal chants and placards. There won't be 100,000 people. There will be Jews standing almost entirely alone, apart from the masses of security they need to do so
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    Etan Smallman
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    May 21, 2020
    The first time you will hear someone thanking @piersmorgan and @mrjamesob in the same breath. What strange times we live in
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    Etan Smallman
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    Feb 22, 2023
    Evanna Lynch joined chorus of Harry Potter stars condemning @jk_rowling over gender debate. Now she's the first to think again. "I didn’t even know there were two sides,” she tells me in @Telegraph. "I’m a bit braver now about uncomfortable conversations"
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    Evanna Lynch: ‘JK Rowling has always advocated for the most vulnerable members of society’
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    Etan Smallman
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    Feb 27, 2022
    This is heartbreakingly apt. Paddington author Michael Bond told me shortly before his death that he had been inspired to create his refugee bear by watching WWII newsreels showing the "terribly sad" scenes of "people pushing a pram with all their belongings down a country road"
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    Franklin Leonard
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    Feb 27, 2022
    Confirmed. Volodymyr Zelensky is the Ukrainian voice of Paddington Bear.
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