PinnedGareth@GarethNotGarthJan 13, 2023Mini Battenbergs are better than full size Battenberg because there’s a greater marzipan to cake ratio.50050120125390539790K0790K
Gareth@GarethNotGarthApr 7, 2025Divorce. Massive debt. The usual. Got a new place on a new Irish government scheme thing. Keys today.1880188232023220K020K896K0896K
Gareth@GarethNotGarthFeb 27, 2025Hey @emma_okelly did you ask the guy who has a brand new car and €1500 jacket why he doesn’t rent anywhere??27102711.1K01.1K14K014K1.5M01.5M
Gareth@GarethNotGarthSep 14, 2024Dear other 40 something sexy blonde women - I am also a fat, disabled Northern Irish bloke. Don’t hesitate to get in touch.458045825502557.6K07.6K1.1M01.1M
Gareth@GarethNotGarthApr 9, 2025Replying to @1000gramsofcokeNo Americans!71071290297.2K07.2K336K0336K
Gareth@GarethNotGarthJul 24, 2024Petition to have the Manchester Airport cop placed on duty in London at the weekends??7607628302835.6K05.6K105K0105K
Gareth@GarethNotGarthOct 10, 2023It turns out the only thing in the universe that @GaryLineker doesn’t have a public opinion on is the mass slaughter of Jews.133013372507254.8K04.8K168K0168K
Gareth@GarethNotGarthMay 6, 2023The old socialist views go quickly out the window once the invitation from the Palace arrives, don’t they!239023975407544.5K04.5K179K0179K
Gareth@GarethNotGarthFeb 5, 2025Whatever you got paid for this @petercrouch it wasn’t enough.00:003403417201723.7K03.7K4M04M