The GOD of Heating, Hot Water Almighty. Rating your good installations.
Naming, shaming and Smiting down the Cowboys.
I AM WATCHING YOU
Amen Shalom Etc
As a plumber you would be surprised how many people expect you to do this. Perhaps not for free but a huge discount.
It never works for them however!
Amen etc
3 word nightmares
Can you just
Pilot lights out
Accounts on stop
It's a ferroli
Husband tried to
Out of stock
While you're here
Google said it's
I'll supply materials
Dog won't bite
Got no milk
Pay by cheque
It was working
Won't take long
Parts on EBay
C: Hi, 3 weeks ago I arranged you to visit today but then cancelled as I found someone else who could do it quicker. But he's made a mess of it and I want you to put it right.
Can you still come today?
Me: No
C: When can you come.
Me: 3 weeks time!
Amen!
Just been out to defrost a condense pipe for a 91 year old lady. @BritishGas contract customer. BG can't attend for 7 days.
What has that once great company become?
Amen!
#StopTheBritishGasFire#HiChris
Sing Hallelujah on High!
2 x @vaillantuk 627 Green IQ along with VDM units, a VRC 700 and lots of @SpirotechUK brass stuff!
Massive thanks to @2StarKirbs for coming down to help out on this one, and special mention to @DrBoilers for the washers!
Amen!
#Advance#SiGetsPaid
My little boy's prayer about key workers.
His mum is a theatre nurse who has been transferred into working nights in an intensive care unit.
It's called Night Time.
Feel free to RT!
Bless you all.
Amen!
Dear Customer
Thou rejected My price two years ago for I was too expensive.
Now thou seek for Me to put right the errors of the one you chose to fit your Heating.
You reap what you sow
Amen!