- listen. swagger is the new goon, not yumi soup still likes us, there's no beef mcnasty isnt depressed he's just retarded the dooo will eventually put a card in his camera blarg thanks for listening.
- BREAKING‼️- Canadian-Arab GOONS Member known as "Blarg" has pulled out his nuggies from the air fryer too early! Canadian-Arab GOONS Member "Blarg" will put them back in for another 2 minutes to let them get more crispy❗
- TheDooo accuses Lily Phillips of stealing his idea to sleep with 100 men in a day.
- It’s with a heavy heart that we officially announce that Soup has passed away 💔 He was slow simmered at 136 degrees and served to a homeless person along side a piece of bread
- On behalf on the Goons we wanna thank Soup for the last 5 years helping to build the Goons to where it is today 🤝 We love that honky and wish him the best with all future endeavors ❤️❤️ Also go stream @slackjawmetal
- SwaggerSouls
