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HLTCO
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HLTCO
@HLTCO
I talk about football all day, every day; I love the sport (& Crystal Palace) with every fibre of my being. Patreon - patreon.com/HLTCO
"Some tit who runs a blog" - Stan Collymore
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Born January 5
Joined October 2011
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    HLTCO
    @HLTCO
    May 5
    If you fancy giving either one of the podcasts a go for a month or so to see if they’re up your street, you’d be making a genuinely massive difference to me in keeping this all going as a living. Here’s the link: Patreon.com/HLTCO
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    HLTCO
    @HLTCO
    May 5
    Unfortunately, with the growth of bots and automated messages on here, my standard form of outreach regarding the podcasts I record each day no longer seems to work, which has got me seriously concerned about the longevity of doing this as a full-time job. I think people now
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    HLTCO
    @HLTCO
    Feb 13, 2025
    If you can’t lose your head after your captain lashes in a 98th minute equaliser on the volley against your table topping city rivals to ensure the last derby at your 133 year old stadium doesn’t end in defeat, we might as well all pack it in and pick a different sport.
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    Patty’s WORLD CUP TIPS⚽️
    @Pattystips
    Feb 12, 2025
    Congratulations to Everton on winning the Premier League, the FA Cup, the League Cup, the Ashes, the Six Nations and the Grand National 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻
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    HLTCO
    @HLTCO
    Jul 31, 2025
    Interesting leg tattoo, that.
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    The Shirt Union
    @TheShirtUnion
    Jul 30, 2025
    🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿| @GenoaCFC Away 25/26 Celebrating the historic bond between Genoa and England through the iconic cross of St. George boldly spanning the front of the shirt. It honours a symbol of the Republic of Genoa and also appears in the club crest alongside the Griffin. 😍
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    HLTCO
    @HLTCO
    Oct 3, 2020
    I see a 73-year-old man doing his best to take part in a knee of respect rather than use his age as an excuse not to. Respect from me.
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    HLTCO
    @HLTCO
    Jan 6, 2025
    This remains one of the most aesthetically pleasing things I’ve ever seen. Perfection.
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    San Jose Earthquakes
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    HLTCO
    @HLTCO
    Feb 21, 2023
    Watford’s Ken Sema scored twice in their win over West Brom last night. He suffers with a stammer but still comes out and conducts post-match interviews in front of the cameras when the moment calls it. Top man. ❤️
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    HLTCO
    @HLTCO
    Jul 28, 2024
    One of the most satisfying videos you’ll ever see.
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    Soccer AM
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    HLTCO
    @HLTCO
    Sep 14, 2024
    Football’s back ❤️
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    HLTCO
    @HLTCO
    Jun 28, 2024
    That prison officer video is one of the wildest things I’ve ever seen. Saw people talking about, thought “It can’t be that bad!” watched it, couldn’t believe my eyes. Happily on camera, number on show, the lot. MAD.
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    HLTCO
    @HLTCO
    Oct 15, 2025
    Incredible scenes. None of them even needed a beer to kick off. That’s proper hatred.
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    James Montague
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    Oct 14, 2025
    Qatar beat UAE 2-1 in Doha, and qualified for the 2026 World Cup. But both goals saw Emirati fans riot…
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    HLTCO
    @HLTCO
    Aug 9, 2025
    Pleasing stuff from Tyrone Mings here.
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    HLTCO
    @HLTCO
    Jan 7, 2022
    “Tranmere Rovers losing out to Aston Villa on Coutinho is laughable. Every club has the same 24 hours to get deals over the line, it’s just a case of how much you want it.”
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    Aston Villa
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    Jan 7, 2022
    Welcome, Philippe Coutinho! 🙌 Aston Villa and FC Barcelona have agreed terms for Philippe Coutinho to spend the rest of this season on loan at Villa Park. 🇧🇷
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    HLTCO
    @HLTCO
    Apr 27, 2025
    Mission shithousery: Completed. You have to rate the dedication.
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    TonyBlueblood
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    Apr 19, 2025
    My mates just texted me there He bought 10,000 blue flares and spent the last 4 weeks taking the blue labels off them and putting red labels on them I hope he sells the fookin lot
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    HLTCO
    @HLTCO
    Feb 22, 2025
    Mateta’s run here is a joke; I can’t get over it.
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