PinnedHermit@HermitCrab26Dec 12, 2025Splatoon is really just a game of chess00:001001011601161.1K01.1K27K027K
Hermit@HermitCrab26Oct 26, 2022Splatoon players reply to this if you LOVE hagglefish market ‼️2780278670671.6K01.6K
Hermit@HermitCrab26Jun 16, 2023To get everyone’s mind off of all the toxicity recently… what’s the most fun weapon in splatoon history? I’ll start us off:2840284500501.6K01.6K226K0226K
Hermit@HermitCrab26Dec 28, 2022Other team wouldn’t let us replay despite whatever the fuck this was happening (look at the crab and zone)00:002602621021505050544K044K
Hermit@HermitCrab26Aug 22, 2023I just called out in a scrim that a sprinkler was weak 🔥5051901932003208.2K08.2K
Hermit@HermitCrab26Oct 3, 2023I love when people always tell me inkbrush takes no skill and then I tell them to play it in like a scrim and they end up going negative every game 💀This Post is from an account that no longer exists. Learn more2202216016303030319K019K
Hermit@HermitCrab26Nov 24, 2022message to all the low level players: beating one midlevel team/player doesn't make u div 310010110112050205
Hermit@HermitCrab26Jun 16, 2023Replying to @prodigy_splNah bro picked like the least creative thing ever lol20220902096.5K06.5K
Hermit@HermitCrab26Jan 17, 2023Funny how before the patch I was telling people naut was good and I got flamed, but now with the patch it shoots a solid 4 extra bullets and everyone loses their mind90960621102117.1K07.1K
Hermit@HermitCrab26May 29, 2023No offense to the new propaganda accounts but I miss when they actually posted about their weapon or whatever and not shitposting and bad takes8081101118701876.9K06.9K