I asked @Grok Imagine to make a trailer for the most insane, pulpy, incredible 1980s sword-and-sorcery movie that should’ve existed but never did.
Grok did not disappoint.
Here is SWORDBOW.
Hey, @nike! My wife is a physician and dietitian, has four kids, is a track coach, and runs a busy household while maintaining great exercise and eating habits.
How about giving her an endorsement deal, instead of a skinny dude in lipstick?
…but thanks to these four, all of that has been erased. I don’t know how it was pre-civil rights, but this is the worst it’s ever felt in my lifetime.
You don’t understand if you were born after 1990. It wasn’t supposed to be like this.
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I saw this and couldn’t believe it was real and had to check Insta and it’s absolutely real and let me tell you I’m just about finished with you people
For my non-American friends: I’m going to try to explain modern American politics to you, using the Wizard World of Harry Potter.
Republicans and Democrats aren’t Harry, Dumbledore, Voldemort.
Republicans are Gilderoy Lockhart.
Democrats are Lucius Malfoy.
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LOL more likes on mine than on the actual Jag ad. Not my greatest Twitter triumph, but it’s on the top 5.
Hey @Jaguar, after you fire your current marketing team and ad agency, DM me. I’m not expensive, and we can still save your iconic British brand.
