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Dr Hypothesis

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Dr Hypothesis

@Hypothesis

Biomedical science. Pro-science & public health. Bored of the wilfully stupid. Views expressed are my own and not representative.

Joined February 2008

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Apr 16, 2024
Day 71. Still nothing from my covid jab. Can anyone tell me how long turbo cancer takes to manifest?
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Apr 13, 2024
Day 68 post covid jab. Nope. Still not dead.
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Jun 3, 2024
Day 118 post covid jab. Still not dead. Still not seen any sign of the millions dead in the street either. At what point do AVers realise they have been lied to?
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Mar 4, 2024
Day 28 post covid jab. Woke up unable to breathe properly. Couldn’t get enough air into my lungs and thought I was dying. Thought “Maybe the AVers were right!” Then I realised the cat was sitting on my chest. It’s a big cat. Shooed it off and now I feel great. Still not dead.
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Mar 15, 2024
Day 39 post covid jab and still not dead or suffering adverse effects. This made me think: Could an antivaxxer ever admit they were wrong about their ideology?
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Jun 24, 2024
Day 135 post covid jab. Another day and still no turbo cancer, myocarditis or death. No covid either. I wonder why? Could it be because the Covid vaccine is safe and effective?
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Apr 8, 2024
Day 63 post covid jab. No post mortem clots, no myocarditis, no turbo cancer, not even a sniff of Covid. Funny that.
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Dec 20, 2022
And then *EVERYBODY* clapped. Then they rang their nearest and dearest and THEY clapped too. They rang THEIR nearest and dearest and THEY too clapped. For a brief moment the WORLD celebrated me and what I had done.
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Apr 26, 2024
Day 81 post covid jab: Vaccines do not cause autism. The Covid jab does not modify your DNA. Turbo cancer is not real. Viruses really do exist PCR works and works very well. There is no global conspiracy.
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Feb 28, 2024
Day 23 post covid jab.. still not dead despite being told this shot is the deadliest vaccine in history! That I’m going to get myocarditis, VAIDS or have a stroke! Is it just me or do AVers exaggerate just a little?
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Feb 10, 2024
Day 5 post covid jab. Still not dead. Beginning to think AVers actually believe any old thing people tell them, so long as it agrees with what they want to believe.
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Apr 13, 2021
Replying to @dobson_harry and @MissyFlynn_
I avoid working out near any girls. Mind you I try and work out as far away from anyone as I can; I’m far too embarrassed by how unfit I am!
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Feb 7, 2024
Day 2 post covid booster: still not dead. Arm a little sore. Does this constitute a serious adverse incident in the antivax playbook?
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May 3, 2024
Day 88 post covid jab. I’ve successfully come out of a another year with no covid. Thank you Covid vaccine! Also no turbo cancer because that is utterly fictional.