i need to be 15 again… i know what to do this time
- how do 14 year olds find drug dealers but the police can’t??
- having a job is cool but everyday ????
- parrots can literally talk, why is everyone so ok with it
- parents be like “we know everything about you” and it’s just facts from when you were 8
- chasing after a ping pong ball is dehumanizing
- wtf is a birth certificate why i gotta prove to you i was born mf i’m right here
- imagine being old asf opening up snapchat seeing “56 years ago today…” and it’s just you blackout drunk
- you stay up past 3am ONE TIME and your sleep schedule is ruined for 10 days
- teachers used to say “why you sleeping in my class?” like bro it’s 8am
- Tesla mfs laughing at gas prices like they monthly payments not $900
- the dentist said i grind in my sleep. he real af for that
- after i say “that’s crazy” twice please wrap up your story
- finaIly dated all 12 zodiac signs, i feel like thanos
