Let me tell you something:
If you're going to be flagging down traffic, it has to be at a place where they can stop before being stopped. It's pretty simple.
Does this judge know anything about cats? Holding your hands in the air like you're trying to grab the cat won't defuse the situation, you need to let the cat calm down a bit.
Assuming you're serious, everybody who pays taxes to cover those loans, society because if they get college for free, why not forgive our taxes, and the forgiven, because they are learning that if you whine, you can get what you want.